YSaC: I can't believe its not... ewww

No. Nonononononononono...!

Its finals week, and to de-stress I took a story from YSaC (You Suck at Craigs List) about this man that apparently wanted to hire a woman to essentially jump on him while he's all buttered up inside a rug. I, being the deviant little bastard that I am, decided to grant him his wish. In my own special way.

Here's the original post on YSaC: [link]

Here’s how this is going to work. I have a ridiculous amount of butter, and a spare area carpet. I’m going to melt said butter, douse myself and the carpet with it, and roll myself up in the carpet like some sort of human burrito. Here’s where you come in. You will walk in on me in my burrito. You will be dressed up all sexy like. You then run across the room, jump on top of the burrito, and launch me across the room in butter-soaked ecstasy. You will not help me clean up. You will then leave. You can send me your dry cleaning expenses for any clothes that have been embuttered. This is completely legit. Write back with a pic.


Original Artwork by Toughset [link]

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